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Reviewed by Joseph, 2006-11-30
Categories: Asian, Hardcore, Videos, Movies
Visit Asian Chicks White Dicks
| Review summary: Asian Chicks White Dicks promises that Once You Go Asian You'll Never Go Back. Well I don't know if I'm convinced. It contains 30 video scenes with Asian chicks, which feature semi-known Asian pornstars. Video quality is mediocre. |
As the name suggests, Asian Chicks White Dicks is home to a smattering of low quality movies documenting the tender lovemaking of white guys and Asian chicks. Asian Chicks Whites Dicks claims that its members area is “your source for movies featuring white dudes fucking hot Asian sluts.” And... that’s all I got. Honestly, Asian Chicks White Dicks is so unremarkable that I sincerely do not know how I’m gonna come up with five hundred to seven hundred words for this review. Oh, sure, I could just repeat the words “this site sucks” for six paragraphs (something I’ve considered doing), but you people deserve better than that. Put a pot of coffee on, boys, this is gonna be another all-nighter...
Though this site appears to be updated once a week, there are just thirty Asian chicks currently being stuffed with white dicks on Asian Chicks White Dicks. Asian Chicks White Dicks is easy as heck to navigate cos there’s hardly any content on it, just thirty videos, an advertisement for Fleshlight and a handful of links to bonus sites. The videos do not come with photo galleries of any kind (not even screen captures!), so folks won’t have to worry about being bombarded with too much content should they decide to join this site. I’m trying to stay positive here, people.
The thirty movies on Asian Chicks White Dicks are about twenty minutes in length. The last two updates to the site only have full length clips available for download, but every other movie on Asian Chicks White Dicks is cut up into five WMV clips and can also be downloaded as full length movies in two formats: WMV and MPG. The videos are 480 by 360 in size. The videos are choppy when streamed and a bit grainy to boot, but they don’t contain any DRM, for whatever that’s worth. Still trying to stay positive...
Most of the movies on Asian Chicks White Dicks feature one-on-one fucking, but there’s also a single threesome tossed in for good measure. Most of these Asian chicks are relatively unknowns, but I did recognize a few names like Mika Tan and Charmane Star in the bunch. The action in these movies is pretty standard fare: suck, fuck, facial. Hey, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it or even bother trying to do it reasonably well...
Members of Asian Chicks White Dicks also get access to eight additional sites: Sloppy Gaggers, Fresh Amateur Cuties, Casting for Porn, Public Nudity Uncovered, Hypno Bitches, It’s Your Porn, Stuff It in Her and Taste This Brazilian Ass. These bonus sites are similar to Asian Chicks White Dicks in the respect that they are modestly filled with sub par movies and contain no photos. In other words, these bonus sites suck almost as hard as Asian Chicks White Dicks does... almost.
Like all those stupid Star Wars prequels, Asian Chicks White Dicks is a huge disappointment. There’s hardly any content on this site and the content that is here sucks harder than a plutonium-powered vacuum cleaner. I really think the makers of Asian Chicks White Dicks should give their members something for their twenty-five bucks a month, don’t you? Still, I’d rather look at this site than watch any of those crummy Star Wars prequels, so I guess Asian Chicks White Dicks isn’t all bad after all (still trying in vain to stay positive). Join at your own risk.
$2.95: 3-day limited trial
$24.95: 30-day full membership
$59.95: 90-day full membership
Trial and/or monthly memberships will renew at $24.95 if not cancelled and 90 day memberships will recur
every 90 days at $59.95 until canceled.
Paycomeu.net is the authorized sales agent and CCBill is the designated E-ticket supplier and access management provider for this site.
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