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Reviewed by Joseph, 2008-02-06
Categories: Personal-Amateur, Amateur, Mature / MILF, Hardcore, Sologirls, Videos, Movies
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| Review summary: Alanna is a MILF amateur who claims to be a true nymphomaniac. And judging from her site, she certainly does attend a lot of swinger parties and fuck a lot in general. Unfortunately there are a few things that need to be improved. Picture and video quality is not top notch and navigation is a bit confusing. |
"I'm Alanna Thomas, and along with my husband Seth we're building what we hope is the BEST amateur adult site EVER! From swinging with other couples to sharing my life on my live spycams to wild cum-filled gangbangs, I really AM a nympho - I just love sex, all kinds, all the time!"
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- Over 2 terabytes of smut
- Over 50,000 pics of me, over 150 HOURS of downloadable video of me
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Alanna Thomas is a nymphomaniac; in fact, some might say she is the nymphomaniac. From swinging with other couples and sharing her life on her live spycams to wild “cum-filled” gangbangs, she does it all because she love sex — all kinds, all the time.
She and her husband Seth are building what they hope is the best amateur site ever: Alanna the Nympho, which documents her sexual psychosis with over seven years’ worth of collected smut — that’s over sixty thousand pics and over one hundred and fifty hours of downloadable videos, people! But have Seth and Alanna met their goal to make Alanna the Nympho the best amateur site ever? There’s only one way to rock and there’s also only one way to find out if Alanna the Nympho is the best amateur site ever: let us check it out, preferably while rocking out to Sammy Hagar, the so-called Red Rocker.
Members of Alanna the Nympho get access to her entire Nymphos Network and two more massive networks of amateur sites — that’s more than two terabytes of content, including all of the T&A Chicks featured girls, the ChickPass niche sites, the TAC Amateurs network, the Mature Action sites, Amateur Camz, Fucking Parties, House Camz, FD Cams, KSex Radio, etc.
All of this stuff can be accessed via the members area of Alanna the Nympho, making the members area extremely cluttered and a little confusing as a result. Thankfully, all of the content is divided up into categories, making navigation slightly easier; categories include solo shoots (just Alanna, usually with a bunch of toys getting herself off), girl-girl (self-explanatory, really), me ‘n’ a guy (Alanna and a guy, sometimes her husband Seth, but often someone else), group sex (Alanna with couples in gangbangs and orgies), interracial (Alanna loves black cocks!), anal (yep, she takes it in the butt, sometimes two at a time!), cum play (facials, swallowing, cum-swapping, etc.), cam shows (archives of Alanna’s live cam shows and other stuff (party pics, flashing, bondage, kinky stuff). It should be noted that some shoots fall into multiple categories.
As you could probably tell from the category descriptions above, there’s a lot of completely random content on Alanna the Nympho — Alanna and company pretty much cover it all. In fact, there is so much content here that it would be impossible for me to sift through all of it and start spitting out exact numbers; in other words, I couldn’t even tell you how much stuff is here — just trust me when I say there is a lot of content on Alanna the Nympho. Not only is there a lot of content here, but there are lots of bonuses as well, including access to extra sites and Alanna’s blog. Oh, there are also polls and a tag-board, which members can use to communicate with Alanna as well as other members.
Almost all of the photosets are available for download in zipped files and many can be viewed in a custom Flash slideshow as well. The vast majority of these photosets contain well over one hundred photos, which are average-resolution at best. I don’t mean to be a picker of nits here, but I would’ve liked a couple more download options, as I’m not really a fan of slideshows or zipped files.
Initially, downloading the videos on Alanna the Nympho kept crashing my browser, but this problem has since been corrected. The site seems to lack consistency when it comes to formats available for videos - some videos are in Flash, some stream in Windows Media Player. For the most part, though, the videos are WMV files that can be streamed and/or downloaded in three qualities: super, medium and dial-up. The two lower quality videos look average at best while the super videos look, well, decent. The videos average about fifteen minutes in length and some of the longer movies are cut up into shorter clips. The videos in the cam archive are actually pretty good-looking for clips that were shot on a webcam.
So is Alanna the Nympho the best amateur site ever? No way, not by a long shot. Sure, there’s a shit-ton of exclusive content on this site, but the issues with the navigation as well as picture quality need to be resolved before I’d even call Alanna the Nympho the most adequate amateur site ever. Also, more download options for the photos would be nice. Other than that, I guess it’s an okay site. It’s the best okay amateur site ever, maybe.
5-day trial $5.95, recurring at $29.95
30 days $29.95, recurring
90 days $59.95, recurring
365 days $99.95, non-recurring
Credit card billing handled by CCBill. Phone and check also accepted.
Preview gallery: Check out the free preview pictures provided by Alanna the Nympho
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